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The fireworks never stop. Okay. New Year high is over. Now comes the hard part. Hurtling back down to earth at breakneck speeds, riding a hangover heavier than a bag of wet cement, before ultimately crashing trough the shards of shattered new year resolutions. The best part is that in between bouts of depression and skull-splitting migraine you have to consider tidying. The best part about any party.  Trying to appease the two kaijus having a dance off inside your cranium. While wrestling with what looks likes to have been a drunken... Read more

Okay, we know cleaning is boring, tedious, and often nerve-wracking. It’s probably one of the main reasons we are in the cleaning business. But it’s essential unless you want a historically accurate representation of London circa the Bubonic Plague right there in your living room. So if basic survival instinct isn’t enough to get you behind the mop, here’s how to take your mind off of thoughts about putting a torch to your home and calling it a day. Threat it As Exercise Future badasses We’ve probably mentioned this before, but... Read more

Everyone's a pro nowadays. People want to feel important by telling you how to do stuff. We should know. We write articles telling you how to do your cleaning. However, that's not enough for us. So, let's make fun of some stupid advice we've heard from people on how to clean your carpets. Their anonymity will be kept intact for the sake of their self-esteem and the integrity of our office windows. 1. "Hang it from a tree branch and beat the dust out of it." We couldn't find an image for this method, so here's a cat. You can do that.... Read more

Halloween is upon us, folks! Pumpkin spice is running rampant, the world is getting ready for winter, and Australia is pulling out the slightly shorter shorts. So it's time for the clnrs to get a costume for the festivities. Amazon has a mind-boggling variety, so why not start there? То be honest we managed to rake trough a hundred from the four hundred pages of results for this list, before we needed facial reconstructive surgery. The results (besides my new exorbitantly priced zygomaticus major) are... See for yourself: 1. Worst Cleaner... Read more

While the crazy part of the world is pulling out the eskimo suits from the back of the wardrobe, us Aussies are a few steps away from the surfing season. But before you go hunt that big kahuna, you might want to make sure everything around the house is shipshape. Spring cleaning is a lot of work, but instead of shoving it under the carpet (or deciding to hire professional cleaners to do it for you) out of fear from the workload, just follow our tips and you’ll be right as rain. 1. Eat Fruit & Vegetables During the colder season, our... Read more

Nowadays using green cleaning solutions and green technology of cleaning is something that is widely talked about both among the professionals in the field and consumers. With that said, however, a lot of average Joes out there and even cleaning companies themselves for that matter don't see the point in investing in green cleaning. But the facts point to a simple truth: eco-friendly solutions can save all of us a lot of headache. And that is the main reason why this is probably the cleaning innovation that directly affects all of us. What's... Read more

A few days ago I read that since 1990s the ability of human beings to innovate has significantly dropped. To put it crudely, we invent less cool stuff. But is that really the case? I would say no. Why? We live in the most exciting times in human history. You want evidence? Mobile technology, self driving cars and we're on the brink of airspace travels and artificial intelligence. These and much more have made our lives a lot easier, yet we're constantly in a rush. Trying to balance our lives, our jobs, and among all else, our domestic... Read more

Cutting bills, making cleaning easier and quicker. Sounds like a dream to me so I'm trully and utterly ecstatic whenever something that does that comes out. Apparently I don't need much to be happy. What I'm trying to do here is introduce the new Xeros washing machine. What makes the Xeros so awesome? Compared to your regular washing machine, this one can cut water consumption by up to 80%. That means a lot of cash saved on water bills, but th environmental aspect must also be taken into account. On top of that, it uses a lot less washing... Read more